It was kind of cheeky of him. And antibluemetic.

Nazi Jack Flash

Primates are really quite lucky that pornography works for them.

Are you proposing?

And besides, pencils are stabbier than keyboards.

I have the slip lotion right here.

Nuclear capacity factor is not 90%. Why you gotta lie all the time?

World nuclear capacity factor in 2010 was 84.8%  I mention this because many people lie and say it is 90%.  World nuclear capacity factor has declined dramatically since 2010 for some strange reason.  I'll have to ring up my Japanese friend and ask him if he knows why.

Someone could hurt themselves!

Empower Women by Taking Away Their Choice to Wear What They Want!

I see some idiot is attempting to ban the burka in Australia. I wonder how that would work? If one of the three women who actually wears a burka in Australia steps outside will the police declare a burka alert and swoop down and send them off to fashion camp for reeducation? Or will they just strip a few inches off the hemline to make it a sub-burka? When they took our guns away we were compensated, so maybe we should have a bikinis for burkas program? Or perhaps we should go for a technological fix instead and start issuing people with infra-red goggles that can see through clothes?

Trust me, he doesn't mind at all.

I would just like to say what happens between consenting adults and a rubber sack is nobody's business.

No snout mark either.

Australia needs more sharp youngsters.

Even if they are old cripples begging for mercy.

"In the past I used to only murder people when no one was looking."

I always suspected that the reason Doctor Who didn't murder people was due to budget constraints and not morality.  

Relax! No one can see me...

South Australia: Killing the Planet Less.

Last Tuesday wind power supplied 58% of South Australia's electricity. South Australia's carbon emissions from the electricity sector have declined 27% over the past 5 years thanks to wind and solar power, while at the same time wholesale electricity prices have decreased.  Not too shabby by world standards.

Parting can be such sweet sorrow, but endings can be quite happy.

So he went back to a robo 'fro.

Toilet Seats - Up or Down?

You know, I think I've just realised why there is so much conflict in the United States over whether or not men should put the toilet seat down.  I think it's because, generally speaking, women have enough faith in human nature to sit on a toilet without first checking if it's boobytrapped, while men do not.  I know I certainly check every time.  Of course, in my case, this is probably more a result of faith in Australian wildlife rather than a lack of faith in humanity.  From a young age we have to learn to deal with things such as the bowl leaper frog, the redback spider on the toilet seat, and of course, the dreaded dunny mullet. 

Maybe I need a nose job? Or possibly just a nose?

On the bright side, she doesn't look that upset about it.

Have you considered tassels?

Life is a maze, but we are all ghost monsters now.

It's all part of the great cycle of life.

Basically, he just sat on his arse all day.

I mean, really.  If you're just going to make shit up as you go along, wouldn't it simply be easier to be an atheist?

It was almost as if he was some sort of control freak or something.

You sass that hoopy Lord Jesus?

And my fan club doesn't get off lightly either...

What I can't figure out is how Hitler manages to be as tall as Harrison Ford in this picture.