Speaking Truth to Power is Always Difficult

So he went back to a robo 'fro.

Tongue is the same too.

I sense a disturbance in the force. Specifically right between my shoulder blades.

"How about I pretend to feel the power of the dark side?"

Dude, Check Out The Shiny Metal Butt Plate On That Droid!

She Can Scream 'Oh God' in So Many Forms of Communication

A Droid is Just a Midget's Way of Making Another Midget

I Thought It Would Be More Poetic Than Putting It In Your Cocaine

Birds and Bees and Tauntauns and Whomp Rats

They're Not Much Bigger Than Two Metres

Luke's Chewie Holds Its Flavour For Hours

He Likes to Give Leia a Hand

My Sister Says I Got a Purty Mouth.

I Hope He's Into Erotic Asphyxiation.

Darth's Dad Was as Irresponsible as J.C.'s

I Had to Tug Hard

Those Were the Droids He Was Looking For

Feel the parable of the dark side.