"Do I have to wrap them around me and pretend they are attacking like in the old days?"

I feel pity, so much pity, I feel pity and witty and gay!

Even if they are old cripples begging for mercy.

"In the past I used to only murder people when no one was looking."

I always suspected that the reason Doctor Who didn't murder people was due to budget constraints and not morality.  

It's sonic.

At Least Her Pores Will Be Unclogged

Space Furries Have No Coordination

Disturbing Subtext in the Doctor Who Episode "Love and Monsters", Or Possibly Just My Mind

The Danish Bruce Banner

It's Amazing What They Can Do These Days

On The Bright Side, Conciousness Isn't Required For the Marriage Conversion Process to Take Place

Oh My!

Let Zygons Be Zygons

Be Glad You're Not the Tin Dog

This is the first time I have mocked the new series of Doctor Who which started in 2005. Elisabeth Sladen, the beautiful actor in the picture (no, not him, the other beautiful actor) died not that long ago, so my condolences to her friends and family.

If You Think There's Not Mushroom in the Tardis, You're Very Much Mistaken.

Quantum Pacifist

The Master Speaks

Master of Time and Space, Slave to His Stomach

The Third Doctor and Affairs of the Hearts

I'll say this for the Doctor, he may be in pain, but his threads are still pimping.

However, he may have neglected Jo for a little too long...


Of course, now that the Doctor has decided that humanity is the species for him, he returns early and there is a confrontation...

It was a tough choice. The Doctor was the dashing, superintelligent protector of earth, with unbelievable fashion sense and the ability to command space and time, while the dalek had so many attachments...


But there is a happy ending for both the Doctor and Jo.

Introducing the iCyberPod

As shown above, the iCyberPod bolts discretely to your chest unit and its massive 26 kilobyte memory holds more than enough 8 bit music to keep you bopping while the enemies of the cyber race are dropping.

NOTE: Ensure emotion blocker is in place and fully functional before playing Billie Holiday.