And my fan club doesn't get off lightly either...

What I can't figure out is how Hitler manages to be as tall as Harrison Ford in this picture.

Epiphany

It's a Complete Mystery

HANS:  Hey, Fritz!  Can you see any Americans dressed in drab khaki moving through the ruins?

FRITZ:  No, just a guy dressed in red, white, and blue carrying a big target."


Personally, I have always suspected that Captain America is completely colour blind.