My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma and Then Threw It in the Boot and Invited You to a Barbeque.

It has recently been brought to my attention that Australian males download a large amount of pornography from the internet. As I am apparently male, I have decided to do my bit to address the resulting karmic imbalance and so have downloaded 200 gigabytes of clothes.

Engineers Made Some Tough Choices On Our Behalf Back In The 50s