Unfortunately there is more than one horn in this picture.

Gay Marriage Now Legal In France!

I love the feel of zinc alloy against my teeth

I’d just like to say that if any one has any Malibu Barbies in their original packaging, or alternatively fabulous new packaging, I am willing to pay for them in bit coins. And I’d like to state that on all my bit coins you can clearly see the tooth marks.

Especially the fabulous ones

To everyone complaining about New Zealand getting gay marriage:  I know it's hard to resist marrying a gay man, but I'm sure you can do it if you try hard enough.

It's time for us to all pull together

This is more or less what is being done to many women in the world.

Looks like The Master has been working out.

Disney is remaking 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea in Australia and for some reason we are paying them $20,000,000 to make it here instead of the other way around. We may as well send China some free coal while we're at it.

You am what he am.

And I'd like my hair back too.

The bond between Harry and Ron was so strong he married the woman most closely related to him that was legally possible.

The anti-Kirk ended up doing the universe more good than the real Kirk ever did

Actually it was two days, but bible people aren't good with stuff like that.

Jesus had the right idea for Easter.  Got hammered and then slept for three days.