What
the fug, America? I just watched a documentary on ancient Egypt. It
was an American documentary so I played it at double speed to prevent
myself dying of boredom. There was some interesting stuff in there, for
example, a mighty female Pharoh that I wasn't aware of. But then,
right in the middle of this "documentary" they started going on about
moses turning the Nile to blood. Dudes, you can't straight out lie to
people and call it a documentary! You have to call it Fox News instead!
This sort of thing isn't helping with America's ability to tell
fantasy from reality problem. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go
work on my own documentary about how Australia became a nation in 1901
when the Magic Pudding freed us from Lord Humungous's wasteland raiders.
Labels: Ancient Egypt, documentary, lies, Lord Humungous, Magic Pudding, Moses