Ronald Brak

Because not everyone can be normal.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Finding Love Through Bioengineering or Possibly Lycanthropy.

PETER: Hello, I don't believe we've met. My name is Peter.

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: Peter Green. My father owns the bakery.

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: His name is Tyrone Green. Perhaps you know my brother?

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: His name is Andrew.

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: My brother, Andrew Green. But perhaps you could tell me your name?

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: You!

OWL WOMAN: Who who.

PETER: Your name is Who Who? You're not from around these parts, are you?

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: You!

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: Oh, now you're just making fun of me.

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: Me! Oh, look out! A mouse!

OWL WOMAN: MUNCH MUNCH

PETER: Oh, now that's disgusting! On the other hand I find your large eyes very attractive and I also find the way you can rotate your head 180 degrees alluring. Would you like to come to my place for dinner? You can meet my father and brother.

OWL WOMAN: Who?

PETER: Let's not go into that again.

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