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HEALTH MINISTER SNUBS VOODOO - SUFFERS SHARP STABBING PAINS

Australian Health Minister Tony Abbott is confident that church-affiliated groups will deliver professional abortion guidence to women facing unwanted pregnancies.

He further went on to say that he believed that temple-affiliated groups would deliver good advice to women about what sort of pork to eat and that mosque-affiliated groups would give professional advice on just what style of bikini to wear to the beach. Several Voodoo-affiliated groups have said that they were insulted that they hadn't been approached by the Minister and asked to offer professional advice to women on how to deal with relationship break-ups.