Astronaut killed in effigy - NASA scientists take hint
An empty space suit with a radio transmitter was released from the International Space Station today. The suit is programmed to transmit greetings in six languages, send tempreture and battery power readings, and to scream in pain when the suit starts to burn up in the atmosphere
The White House apointed director of public relations for NASA said today that, "This suit might be empty, but NASA scientists better realize that the next one we send to sleep with the fishes might not be unless they stop coming up with lies about the existance of global warming." Under futher questioning the White House apointee denied that he was making threats and said that NASA employees were perfectly safe provided that they, "Make sure they keep their filthy spaceship away from God and use the word theory when referring to the earth being round."