Ronald Brak

Because not everyone can be normal.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005


Today I have realized two amazing things.

1. The universe is infomation. The fact that the universe is the form it is means that all the possible forms that the universe could be are implicit in it's current state. There are a finite, yet immense number of alternate universes seperated from us not by other dimensions but by flips of a coin. As our ability to control outcomes over a greater and greater area of space increases, so our abilities become more and more godlike as we chart our course across the vast sea of the possible.

2. If you drink a lot of yellow softdrink and then brush your teeth with blue toothpaste, green foam comes out of your mouth.


At 5:38 PM, Blogger Tully said...

The universe has been a lot of things. A machine, springs to mind, but before it was conceputalised as a machine it was something else. A wild pasture perhaps. Now it is "information", yet another construct. What will it be tomorrow?

At 11:04 PM, Blogger Ronald Brak said...

Don't forget, the universe has also been an expanding balloon and a rubber sheet. What does this mean besides suggesting that God is a colossal bed wetter? I'm not really sure.

At 11:50 PM, Blogger Miss Sonia said...

God might also be a rubber fetishist!

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Kerri said...

Hahahha. I love the last one. I need to go try this. Too bad we don't have any "yellow softdrink." Do you think, prehaps, that orange juice might work? What about Pineapple Orange Banana?


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