Attention all decks!
Attention all crew! As you are all fully aware, this is your Captain, Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise. By forces unknown we have been propelled beyond space and time into a region where our very thoughts can become reality. For this reason it is vitally important that none of you think about the Enterprise being destroyed. Got that? Nobody think about the Enterprise being destroyed, all right? And whatever you do, don’t think about writhing in pain as your eyeballs are sucked out by a giant tentacled monstrosity from your foulest nightmare. That is all. Carry on.