Crop Circles and Human Hoaxers

It has been brought to my attention that many sensible people believe that crop circles are created by much less sensible people using a length of rope, a wooden board and copious amounts of free time. While I explained below how shifting winds can produce crop circles and crop blobs, this can’t explain the many incidences of fields being flattened into much fancier designs. If we consider these cases carefully and apply Occam’s Razor, then the only logical conclusion we can reach is that most ordinary crop circles are created by shifting winds, but the more intricate designs that you can see displayed in many web sites dedicated to the paranormal are obviously created by UFOs piloted by Bigfoot, possibly as part of his continuing struggle against animated Japanese women in skin tight costumes.