Rotting Flesh Victory!
STEP 1: Buy flesh of murdered animal slaves on special because it is one day before expiry date.
STEP 2: At home discover that meat is already rotten.
STEP 3: Eat anyway.
STEP 4: Stench bacteria turn out to be relatively benign and so do not get food poisoning.
STEP 5: Perform dance of VICTORY!
STEP 6: Stare at remaining rotting animal flesh with thoughtful expression.
UPDATE: I have heard that a process called 'cooking' can reduce the risk of food poisoning. I think I'll give it a go. I might spend a few days researching it first though.