Rotting Flesh Victory!

STEP 1: Buy flesh of murdered animal slaves on special because it is one day before expiry date.

STEP 2: At home discover that meat is already rotten.

STEP 3: Eat anyway.

STEP 4: Stench bacteria turn out to be relatively benign and so do not get food poisoning.

STEP 5: Perform dance of VICTORY!

STEP 6: Stare at remaining rotting animal flesh with thoughtful expression.

UPDATE: I have heard that a process called 'cooking' can reduce the risk of food poisoning. I think I'll give it a go. I might spend a few days researching it first though.