Chris McNicol of Concerned Families and Friends uses Unpatriotic Foreign Statistics!
I got another interesting little pamphlet in my letter box today. It is from Chris McNicol of Concerned Families and Friends and says that removal of discrimination against homosexual couples caused a 47% increase in family breakdown in Norway over an 11 year period. Now this might be an appropriate use statistics if Norway happened to be the name of an alternate universe Australia that was identical in everyway to the Australia in our universe except for the legal status of homosexuals and also assuming that it was a 47% increase over the rate of family breakdown in our own Australia. But that's not the case.
Fortunately I am much more patriotic than Chris McNicol and have no need to resort to using filthy Norwegien statistics. No, I will use fair dinkum, honest, Australian statisics and none of those filthy, shifty-eyed foreign statistics McNicol hangs out with.
Using Australian statistics I find that in an 11 year period from 1967 to 1978, a time when Australian society was much more anti-homosexual than it is now, divorce went from less than 10,000 cases a year to over 60,000 cases a year. A more than 600% increase in family breakdown! After 1978, in a period in which homosexuality become more tolerated, divorce rates declined from their peak. The only logical, scientific conclusion to reach from this infomation is that bum banditry is vital to save Australian marriages. So I'd like to say to all the poofters out there, roll one on and get stuck into it for marriage! Our hetrosexual relationships depend on it!
I would also like to take this opportunity to make an offer of free marriage counselling to Chris McNicol. I really think he needs it. I mean if he believes that he will actually love his wife less and be more likely to divorce her because some fags have the legal advantages of marriage, then I feel sorry for him. If his marriage is that shaky then it's the least I can do.