Ronald Brak

Because not everyone can be normal.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Fracky the Methane Molecule Loves Fuel Cell Cars!

Hi kids! I'm Fracky the Methane Molecule and I'm here to tell you all about fuel cells! Remember how hippies used to say the electric car was the future? Well the good news is we've had them all locked up in the booby hatch! So now the future is fuel cells! Eventually, we will have fuel cell cars that run off completely renewable hydrogen! But that's not quite ready yet. It's a big job building hydrogen infrastructure and so we'll get started on it next week, or maybe the week after that. But don't worry! Until then you can run your fuel cell cars off natural gas! We have plenty of natural gas infrastructure and America will keep on fracking on giving you the natural gas you need to drive your mega-hummer or continental siege machine 200 feet to the corner store for a slurpee! Remember America, you'll always want more of CH4!

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