BEST AL GORE QUOTE EVER!
From a speech on how the United States needs to cut greenhouse gas emissions and reduce oil use:
"It is, in other words, time for a national oil change. That is apparent to anyone who has looked at our national dipstick."
I'm right with you Al baby. Having to look at America's national dipstick is bad enough, but having to listen to him as well is torture. No wait, actually it's just merely annoying. Torture is what the White House does to spread freedom and democracy.