Traveling in the USA! - Tips from the Brakster
As I am widely travelled and have visited America and several other imaginary countries, I have decided to offer the following advice to anyone who wishes to follow in my footsteps and travel to the United States:
1. Do not start conversations with Americans by offering to guess their weight. If you must guess their weight, do not overestimate so as to make them feel well fed and prosperous.
2. Do not discuss religion with Americans. If you must discuss religion with them, do not inform them that their god is a weak god, no matter how much evidence you have to support your contention. Do not point out that Quezocoutal the winged serpent would never allow himself to get nailed to anything.
3. Do not mention that your uncle used to work for Saddam Hussien. Pointing out that this was back when he was the United State's ally will not make it okay.
4. It is never fun to stay at the YMCA.