Ronald Brak

Because not everyone can be normal.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

A Non-Stupid Breakfast

I just had a non-stupid breakfast. It consisted of a tomato, a chicken sandwich, and a small banana. Normally I don't eat much in the way of breakfast. I was raised to believe that food is evil and to willingly put food in ones mouth was a sin. Since I'm usually not hungry after I wake up I don't eat anything until I am hungry. That way it's not really my fault that I succumbed to temptation, it's my stomach's. Oddly enough, this belief system has not resulted in supermodel levels of thinness.

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