Inflatable Domestic Abuse

Well, the next door neighbour is shouting at his wife again. You know, it’s just not fair. If I had a wife I wouldn’t shout at her like that, so why does he have a wife and I don’t? Maybe I'm just too humble when it comes to informing potential mates of how wonderful I am. But actually, now that I think of it, I’ve never actually seen his wife. He might not have one for all I know. He could well be shouting at an inflatable doll. Yeah, he’s probably even sadder than I am. Imagine, shouting at an inflatable doll. What a tosser.

You know, if I had an inflatable doll, I wouldn’t shout at it like that.