I'm Not a Fatuous Dick. I Am THE Fatuous Dick.
The internet is an amazing thing. I previously described myself as being a fatuous dick and now, according to the stats page, my blog has become a Mecca for people searching for "really fat dicks".
I wish the internet would get its act together and just decide once and for all whether I am a fat dick, or that I am not a fat dick and so require endless emails offering to sell me dick growth pills that will presumably make me a fat dick. Quite frankly, being assumed to be both at the same time is just confusing.