Sydney Airport - Not Nasty.
Went flying this morning, but it didn't work out too well. However, I had greater success later in the day when I made use of an airplane.
I give Sydney airport 10 out of 10 for having free wireless. And then I deduct 87 points for it not actually working for a total of negative 77. However, this still puts them way ahead of Brisbane airport which tries to charge $5 an hour for wireless internet. Sydney Airport comes out ahead because it is better to appear incompetant than to appear nasty.
And geeze Brisbane airport, are you even aware how much five Australian dollars is in foreign type currencies at the moment? A lot, that's how much. The Bark Like a Dog Index is through the roof!*
*The Bark Like a Dog Index is a measure of how many people in a given currency region are willing to bark like a dog for a shiny Australian dollar. For some reason the figure is surprisingly low in the Middle East.