Putting a Life in Order
Today I told myself that it was time to get my life in order. But after thinking about it for a while I decided that it would actually be easier to get someone else's life in order. So it's time to ninja up, plant some pinhole cameras and write anonymous letters to my victim telling him everything he's doing wrong.
I realise this might cause the person I choose some degree of stress, but then nothing worthwhile ever comes easy now, does it?
I feel quite cheerful now I've put on my black pyjamas. I'm never happier than when I'm doing good.