C., I'm begging you, please don't read this blog

Please, please, believe me C. when I say that just because I let it slip today that I have a blog doesn't mean you should read it.  And I ask you not to read it only because I want what is best for you.  Because this blog is terrible!  The humour is frequently juvenile and more frequently just disgusting.  How disgusting?  Well, let me put it this way - I am probably the only person in Adelaide who has ever been banned from a drunken game of Cards Against Humanity for being too revolting.  And I managed to do that just using what was already written on the cards.  I didn't add anything in crayon.

And the design, or lack of it, is also horrible.  I purposely chose this bilious green colour in an attempt to cause pain to the Ukrainian spambots that are the main viewers of this site.  And a lot of the content is half-bottomed at best and a lot was written years ago when I had no idea what I was writing.  So, not that different from the stuff I write now. 

Anyway, you have been warned.

And if F. wants to read it?  Yeah, he can go ahead.  It's probably best to find out his tolerance levels ahead of time.  

Crash Not A Bandicoot

I see some people are complaining about the reintroduction of dingos into Victoria. What are they worried about? Only babies are afraid of dingos.

For very good reasons.