Ronald Brak

Because not everyone can be normal.

Monday, September 24, 2012

It was kind of cheeky of him. And antibluemetic.


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Sunday, September 23, 2012

Nazi Jack Flash


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Friday, September 21, 2012

Primates are really quite lucky that pornography works for them.


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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Are you proposing?


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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

And besides, pencils are stabbier than keyboards.



Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I have the slip lotion right here.


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Monday, September 17, 2012

Nuclear capacity factor is not 90%. Why you gotta lie all the time?

World nuclear capacity factor in 2010 was 84.8%  I mention this because many people lie and say it is 90%.  World nuclear capacity factor has declined dramatically since 2010 for some strange reason.  I'll have to ring up my Japanese friend and ask him if he knows why.

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Someone could hurt themselves!


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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Empower Women by Taking Away Their Choice to Wear What They Want!

I see some idiot is attempting to ban the burka in Australia. I wonder how that would work? If one of the three women who actually wears a burka in Australia steps outside will the police declare a burka alert and swoop down and send them off to fashion camp for reeducation? Or will they just strip a few inches off the hemline to make it a sub-burka? When they took our guns away we were compensated, so maybe we should have a bikinis for burkas program? Or perhaps we should go for a technological fix instead and start issuing people with infra-red goggles that can see through clothes?

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Trust me, he doesn't mind at all.

I would just like to say what happens between consenting adults and a rubber sack is nobody's business.

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Saturday, September 15, 2012

No snout mark either.


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Friday, September 14, 2012

Australia needs more sharp youngsters.


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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Even if they are old cripples begging for mercy.

"In the past I used to only murder people when no one was looking."

I always suspected that the reason Doctor Who didn't murder people was due to budget constraints and not morality.  

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Relax! No one can see me...


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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

South Australia: Killing the Planet Less.

Last Tuesday wind power supplied 58% of South Australia's electricity. South Australia's carbon emissions from the electricity sector have declined 27% over the past 5 years thanks to wind and solar power, while at the same time wholesale electricity prices have decreased.  Not too shabby by world standards.

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Parting can be such sweet sorrow, but endings can be quite happy.


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Monday, September 10, 2012

So he went back to a robo 'fro.


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Sunday, September 09, 2012

Toilet Seats - Up or Down?

You know, I think I've just realised why there is so much conflict in the United States over whether or not men should put the toilet seat down.  I think it's because, generally speaking, women have enough faith in human nature to sit on a toilet without first checking if it's boobytrapped, while men do not.  I know I certainly check every time.  Of course, in my case, this is probably more a result of faith in Australian wildlife rather than a lack of faith in humanity.  From a young age we have to learn to deal with things such as the bowl leaper frog, the redback spider on the toilet seat, and of course, the dreaded dunny mullet. 

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Maybe I need a nose job? Or possibly just a nose?

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Saturday, September 08, 2012

On the bright side, she doesn't look that upset about it.


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Friday, September 07, 2012

Have you considered tassels?



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Thursday, September 06, 2012

Life is a maze, but we are all ghost monsters now.


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Wednesday, September 05, 2012

It's all part of the great cycle of life.


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Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Basically, he just sat on his arse all day.

I mean, really.  If you're just going to make shit up as you go along, wouldn't it simply be easier to be an atheist?

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Monday, September 03, 2012

It was almost as if he was some sort of control freak or something.


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Sunday, September 02, 2012

You sass that hoopy Lord Jesus?


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Saturday, September 01, 2012

And my fan club doesn't get off lightly either...

What I can't figure out is how Hitler manages to be as tall as Harrison Ford in this picture.

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